You work out of a Hotel?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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