beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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