I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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