do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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