my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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