I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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