Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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