Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
this will be a night to untag.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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