It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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