Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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