your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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