He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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