It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
