ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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