If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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