i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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