Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I love having hate sex.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
