3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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