i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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