Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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