No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dicks are not precious.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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