so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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