Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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