youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
These tits shall not be calmed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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