xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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