I heard we made out
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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