Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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