You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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