walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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