***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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