and you said cock pushups were impossible
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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