we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
