After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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