That's intense
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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