i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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