He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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