From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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