Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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