i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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