is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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