ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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