I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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