3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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