overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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