No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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