I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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