I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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