i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
