it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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