i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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