It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
