the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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