On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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