I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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